Joke SMS

Devdas ka baap ne kaha GHAR CHOOR DO
Maa ne kaha PAROO ko CHOOR DO
PAROO ne kaha DAROO pena CHOOR DO
AAP ko kis ne kaha SMS karna CHOOR DO?

Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age

God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women

The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short ... does not exist

Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He

A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!