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Sunday, August 23, 2009

Insult SMS

Diffrence between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor,then its ur fate,if ur father-in-law is poor,its ur stupidity..!!

I'm proud that ur my frnd coz ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short ur 100% P.A.G.A.L.!!

The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotton
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever

Bcz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!

God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Roses r red, violets r blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are u.
But da roses r wilting, da violets r dead, da sugar bowl's empty and so is ur head!

Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing

We have strange and wonderful relationship. You're strange and I'm wonderful.

“CONGRATS” U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ‘Member of Bhikari Association’
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A’s.

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
kamaal tera style hai,
Muh dhoney ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mey mobile hai?

If-You care for me ,i care for you
You miss me,i miss you.
You like me i like you.
You message me,i message you.
You forget me,im sorry that where im different from you.i'll kill you

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

God made man and then rested, god made women and then no one rested.

A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KA

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